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 Volume 3 ~ Issue 3 ~ 30 January 2000     (C)2000 Mark Krell
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IN A HEARTBEAT!

   How could I resist writing to this lady?  She's got her head
screwed on straight as far as I'm concerned!  If THIS ONE rejects
me, I WILL feel sad!

 My screen name is ******** (Member No. ********) and I am a
 49 year old Female from atlanta, Georgia , United States. 
 My hair is brown, my eyes are brown and I am 5'1" (154
 Cm.) tall. My body style is petite and I weigh 112 Lbs (51
 Kgs.) , I am physically active in selected activities, I never
 smoke and I drink socially. 
 I am single and I have no children, and I do not wish to have
 children .
 I am Caucasian, my religion is *, and I grew up in
 ***********, ***********.
 I have completed some college and the emphasis of my
 studies was in *********. My occupation is: ******* - and my
 annual income is not disclosed. As for politics, my views
 are Unspecified
 I wish to get married. Relocation is an option I am willing to
 consider.
 I view Appearance as Medium Importance.I view
 Intelligence as Important.
 My astrological sign is Taurus.

 My personality traits are:   adventurous, earthy, easygoing,
 flexible, humorous, low maintenance, nurturing, practical,
 romantic, sensitive, simple, spiritual, talkative, wild, worldly. 
 The activities I enjoy are: intimate conversations, eating,
 listening to music, surfing the Internet, traveling. 
 I like these kinds of music:   Classical, Oldies, Classical
 Rock n' Roll. 
 I usually read:   non-fiction, magazines, newspapers. 
 I go out to:   art galleries, the theater, the beach, the movies,
 comedy clubs, concerts, bookstores. 
 My favorite cuisine:   Indian, Italian, Vegetarian. 
 I like these physical activities:   bicycling, boating,
 swimming, working out.

 More about me:   i'm pretty down to earth - a blue jeans
 kind of woman.i have a very spiritual outlook and believe
 there are no "accidents" in life & that there is a reason for
 everything that happens. i try to learn the life lessons certain
 events bring. i think i have a pretty good sense of who i am
 & what i want in life. it's taken a lot of introspection to get to
 that place. i enjoy life's simple pleasures. i have taken a
 more gentle path since i moved from nyc to atlanta. i spend
 a great deal of time on **********, which i never
 found much time for when i lived in *****. i feel good when i
 give of myself to people, especially in an intimate
 relationship. in the kind of relationship i seek, besides
 being a lover, i would want to be his best friend, someone
 he could talk openly to about whatever he is feeling,
 someone he would feel safe doing that with. i'm caring,
 compassionate, nurturing, passionate, spontaneous,
 upbeat, really like to have fun. i still like to describe myself
 as being a child of the 60's.

 I'd like to meet someone who is between the ages of 46
 and 60. 
 His/her marital status may be single, divorced, widowed
 he/she can be a non-smoker and a non-drinker, a social
 drinker, an occasional drinker. 
 His/her religion can be: Anglican, Baptist, Catholic,
 Lutheran, Methodist, Protestant, Other Christian, Jewish,
 Buddhist, Hindu, Atheist, Other, All Religions. 
 His/her ethnicity can be: White. 

 More about my perfect date:   i'd like to meet a man who
 really values having a relationship and is willing to do what
 it takes to make it work and keep it special, as i am. he
 would be honest & communicative, have a good sense of
 who he is & what's important to him, both in his career &
 personal life. he would enjoy being a couple. if he's a father,
 he would have a close relationship with his children, even if
 they are grown & don't live near him. i would love it if he has
 children since i have none & feel i have missed out on a big
 part of life because of that. although he would be
 considered a responsible person, he would be playful, have
 a good sense of humor & not take himself too seriously &
 allow himself to be human. it wouldn't hurt if he's romantic
 on occasion. lots of kisses on the back of my neck have
 been known to really do it for me.
 In my mind, our first date should be as following:   i love
 hanging out at coffee houses so that would be a good first
 date - just sitting on a comfy couch and talking for hours
 over coffee. starting to get to know the other person. the
 most important thing about a 1st date is that the chemistry
 needs to be there. if it is, it doesn't matter where you are or
 what you're doing.
 My perception of an ideal relationship:   my ideal
 relationship would be one in which my partner and i have
 many mutual interests, a similar value system and goals
 and really enjoy sharing our lives together. it would be a
 relationship based on trust & and we would always treat
 each other with kindness & honesty. we would be each
 other's best friend. oh, and great sex would be pretty high
 up on the list too.
 This is what I've learned from my past relationships:   unless
 both people are commited to being in the relationship and
 have the same direction and interests, it may be difficult to
 sustain. one person can't make a relationship work. it's a
 100% deal, with both partners putting in 100%. but it
 shouldn't be work - if you really love each other, working
 things out wouldn't be difficult because neither one would
 be selfish - each would want to see the other's point of
 view. it may take some effort but a good relationship is well
 worth it and sure beats being alone.

   

Dear ********,
  I have been e-seeking a new partner for about six months.
I have never felto so strongly about writing a letter to a lady
that I've never met than I do now writing to you.
  You have a face that I would joyfully look at every day for
the rest of my life (and the rest of you isn't hard to take), but
your writings tell me that you have learned many of the same
lessons from life that I have and that we have developed
many similar values and wants.
  Your profile has made you so important to me that I find
myself wanting to be very careful about how I approach you.
  There is nothing you will ever discover about me that
would make me less than one of the nicest guys you've ever
met, and sane coupled with the the emotional capapability,
mental attitudes, physical capability, and the wisdom to
"pet kitty every day"; making a good loving partner who is
anything but boring and mndane.
   Even so, nobody is perfect...  I'm going to tell you the
worst thing you will ever discover about me in the next
paragraph, and I ask you not to react so quickly that you don't
read past it...
   I am a wheel chair user.  This DOES NOT mean that I'm a
sad case... You might be surprised at how well I move
around and how well I am in control of my life.
  This presents you with the question of how much you may
feel cheated if you chose a man in a chair ...
  I assure you that there is a much more important question
facing you...
  I have a web page at http://eiw.com/together/ which
contains a letter to my future sweetheart... I am asking you
to visit my page and read that letter...
   Please ask yourself this question... How much might I be
cheating myself if I don't give the guy who could write this
letter a chance?  Especially since he's telling me that he's
a fun person to know...
  I AM who that page SAYS I am.  I am a truthful and sincere
man... I may have lost my feet, but the rest of me works
better than you'd believe, both mind and body.
  I realize that I'm trying very hard to get YOUR attention...
Why not?... You could easily qualify to me as the most
beautiful girl in the world... I am still a red-blooded American
boy and I KNOW the good stuff when I see it!
  There are many attractive women on the dating sites, but I
have never before written this strongly an introductory letter.
  I know that this is because your writings make me believe
that I have been searching for you for many years.
  Even so, should you not find yourself able to deal with
whatever, I cannot have any feelings but to wish you much
success in finding the happiness I believe you very much
deserve to find.

  Mark     mark@my_domain.com

Mark Krell    (phone)
my address    (12 years)
Buford, GA  30518

Felonies: None     Misdemeanors: None
Neurosis:  Nione   Psychosis:  None
Emotional Quirks: None
Ladies Hurt: None

   Now... I wait.

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CRAZY LADIES WITH TA-TA'S...

   I was still a teenager when I lost the first love of my life to
leukemia... In those days (y'know, when George Washington, Tom Jefferson,
Benny Franklin and I ran around together) there were generally groups of
guys and gals who knew each other and socialized... The thing I never liked
was that the girls got together and decided which of them was going to get
which guy... I resisted getting today's crazy lady...

   The crazy lady of this issue was a sister of one of my guy friends with
whom I shared hobby interests and I used to go over to his house because he
had a great hobby setup... Sometimes when I got there, he'd be talking with
his father and I'd have to wait...

   She used to take advantage of these opportunities to try to get my
attention... There's a saying, "If you've got it, flaunt it!"... She never
lost an opportunity to come near wherever I was sitting and present her
bust to me at eye level... She really succeeded in commanding my attention
one day when she was wearing an elastic tube top and she jumped on me
pretending to fight with me... The top popped down and I have to admit my
attention was riveted on her ta-ta's for a full two seconds!... This would
not have been possible if she hadn't stayed still for all that time before
giggling and pulling her top up... Two seconds can be a LONG time!...

   If she hadn't been so loud and pushy, I'd have wanted her... It took
over thirty years for her to figure that out, and I'm still not sure she
understands... She located me a few years back and wrote me a letter telling
me about her life... I wrote back asking, "At this point, how do you see me
as being able to enrich your life?"... She actually answered my letter but
not my question... All she did was tell me how hopless I was.

   IF there is any moral here, it's that it takes more than ta-ta's to
get Mark.  :)

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