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  Volume 4 ~ Issue 1 ~ 20 March 2000    (C)2000 Mark Krell
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MORE MONEY...

   Again near the back entrance of the food court at my local
shopping mall...

   Two ladies (good looking, I'd have taken either one (subject
to discovery of their personalities)) walk into the mall... one
comes back out and tries to hand me a dollar...

   No kid with her and she's not wearing a ring... I decide to
be brave!...

   "Darlin' I don't need money, but if you believe that being truly
loved is very important to you and you believe in loving in return--
I'd like to take you to dinner!", smiling I sez...

   Drawing her arms close to her body and in a very tight-lipped
manner she sez, "Uh... Excuse me." and then she quickly dashes back
inside.

   Whaddaya think would be best?... A tin cup and some pencils or
apples or an old army camoflauge jacket and dark glasses? :)

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NEVER TRUST "AVERAGE"...

   I know I've mentioned this before, but :)...

   Her personal at aol.com says her body type is "average", then
lists her height and weight as 5'3" and 240 pounds.

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UPDATES ON "THE SEARCH"...

   Last Monday my lady friend chess player told me about a lady who
said she'd like to meet me and I mentioned this in the last LoveLetter...
She did not call.

   The other night I spoke for about twenty minutes to an attractive
lady... Yeh, I tried to "hit on her" (for our foriegn readers this slang
means approach her with intentions of getting her to date me)...

   She told me that she has been dating a man she dearly loves and she is
sure he loves her for more than four years... I asked her if he really
loves her why he won't commit... She explained that it's her... You
guessed it... She was so hurt before that... (you know the rest)...

   Every time I'm near an attractive lady for a bit, I get such a nice
feeling just from being in her presence... I felt so nice that evening
that when I got home I scanned about 400 personals and sent six letters...

   How do I explain to you why I was so happy to get the two responses
I received?... True, one was a rejection saying that she was already
dating someone; and the other was a note saying she couldn't find my
together page website (my server was down for a short period to install
software upgrades)... I answered the second with the explanation and
asked her to please try it again...

   So why was I happy?... Y'see, when your batting average is as bad as
mine is, you get happy to get rejections because they prove your e-mail
software is working ok!

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LADIES WHO DON'T KNOW HOW (OR WHAT) TO COUNT...

   The counter at http://eiw.com/together/ now exceeds 300...

   I think you'll pretty much agree with me that the biggest fear a lady
has when she learns that I use a chair is, "What will my life be like if
I tie up with this one?"...

   She has to be relating this to various activities she thinks she'll
be deprived of as a result of the relationship... In a sense she may be
right, but she's not...

   I own that there are SOME things I can't easily do now, but most of
'em I didn't do when I had feet...

   I carefully avoid responding to gals who are tennis players or golfers,
and to those who say that international travel is important to them...
You get the idea...

   I only respond to those who's ads make me think that I won't "rain on  
their parade"...  Certainly there may be things they didn't mention but if
they didn't mention these things, chances are that they do these things for
a limited number of days each year...

   Here's where the counting part comes in...

   A lady does something I can't do, say a couple days monthly... 24 days
yearly...  She uses this as a criteria for rejecting a guy who could help
her to be happy for 345 days a year?

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DATING SAFETY ON INTERNET DATING SITES...

   So far no lady has told me of any experience with any man she met on
the internet in which she felt afraid for her personal safety...

   I've heard about lots of jerks, crazies, big children, those who would
like to be dependant, and those who are not truthful about their marital
status or other things...

   The commonly stated good cautions apply, like meeting at a public place,
etc...

   As for the losers (in one way or another), they show themselves fairly
soon...

   The liars aren't too hard to figure out if you're paying atention...
Why was it that they said you couldn't call them at home?

   Ticks me that I hear so many stories about these guys from ladies who
wouldn't consider giving me a chance.

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CALL THEM LONG-DISTANCE FOR FREE FROM YOUR COMPUTER...

   You can make toll free telephone calls from anywhere in the US to
a regular telephone anywhere in the US using your computer, sound card
and speakers and a microphone... And, you don't have to install any
special software... You do need to be running Navigator 4+ or Explorer 4+
as your internet browser.

   http://www.dialpad.com

   I have made several tests with this service and the quality can vary
with internet conditions, but is generally good.

   They don't have to be on the internet!
 
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